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Wednesday, October 29, 2014
What Is GENERATION GAP?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct…!!!)
Friday, October 24, 2014
Funny Electrical Engineers Joke In English
If Electrical Engineers make Hindi films, The
names will be like this :- *
Current Ho Na Ho* *
Jaanam Supply karo* *
Circuit wale Inductor Lejayenge* *
Kabhi AC Kabhi DC* *
Hamara IC Aap ke Paas He* *
Fuse Lagaya to Darna Kya* *
Capacitor No.1* *
Hum Signal De Chuke Sanam* *
Fuse To Udna Hi Tha*
Funny Joke: My Wife Is Too Good
Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better,
She does not even need a subject."
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Happy Diwali Funny Wishes
Wish You Pay Income
Tax @ Highest Slab Rate.
Tax @ Highest Slab Rate.
Wish You Hav to Pay Even
Gift Tax & Wealth Tax.
Gift Tax & Wealth Tax.
May You Incur All Types
Of Capital Gain Taxes.
Of Capital Gain Taxes.
May You Always Get Audited
Under 44AB.
Under 44AB.
May You Have A/c. in Swiss Bank.
May You Dine in Gold Plate
With Spoon of Platinum.
With Spoon of Platinum.
Wish You Would Be 8th
Wonder of the World.
Wonder of the World.
May You Get Compound
Interest in Love With
Your Financial, Physical,
Intellectual & Spiritual
Wealth..!!
Interest in Love With
Your Financial, Physical,
Intellectual & Spiritual
Wealth..!!
HAPPY DIWALI..!!
