One Liner Whatsapp Messages Collection

Beautifull evergreen thought:

"Nothing is more beautifull than a true and believing heart."

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Every man is an idiot

But not every man is a genius..

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SUKHE PATTO KI TARAH BIKHRE THE HAM,

KISI NE SAMETA BHI TO SIRF

JALANE KE LIYE.

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Dream it …

Wish it…

Do it…!!!

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Fear of failure is a father of failure

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At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
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Funny Random Pick Up Lines Collection In English

1. What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me. 

2. I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity.

3. If you were a Porsche, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

4. Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks 

5. I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

6. Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"

7. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

8. Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?

9. Hey do you have an extinguisher cause your on FIRE!

10. Blow me you fat ugly hoe

11. I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

12. "I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

13. hey baby, thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it!

14. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

15. Can you pass the coffee and sugar becaue you just made me cream in my pants

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Funny One Liner Joke: When Kapil Sharma Was Born

When Kapil sharma was born, Doctor said- Mubarak ho, baba ji ka thullu hua hain.

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Funny One Liner Whatsapp Status Messages Collection

Can't remember to forget you..

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Live alone☝️

Live Legend

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Take out N out of friend, and you are cooked 

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Take care of 'YOUR STATUS' & don't be care taker of 'MY STATUS'...

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तेरे DP से नजर नही हटती नोटीफिकेशन हम क्या देखे ।

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Lovely Facebook And Whatsapp Status Updates

The person who hates you, loves you the most..

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Be you !!! The world will adjust.

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So many assume.  So few know. 

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Haste Raho..aur yuhi Har ek ke Dil❤️ main Basthe raho...

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I got less but i got best! 

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Dnt try 2 hard to serch 4 luv. In d end, love vl find u ,sometimes in d mst unexpected way.

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Nafrat utni hi karo, ke kal Chahat bura na man jaye..

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Don't be voilent be silent and show your talent.. 

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This world is turning me evil... I guess they want to experience the hell.♠️��♠️

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A smiling face always has a painful heart.

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I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced

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I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

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One Liner Whatsapp Joke: Funny 10 One Liners From India

Funny but true 10 oneliners from INDIA

1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time..

2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life..

3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you..

4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA..

5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India..

6. In India, it's okay to piss in public, but not kiss..

7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks..

8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals..

9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars..

10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair..

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