Q1. Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi…
Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ??
Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ??
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener (Obviously, this Joke is old, as Tendulkar is already retired 
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Q2. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’…
Which movie did he really want to see..?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai…!
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Q3. Woh kya hai jo Dil mein hain, Mann mein hai par Dhadkan mein nahi?
Ans:- Arey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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Q4. What will you call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho……………
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Q5. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha uska naam kya tha?
Ans:- adidas?
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Q6. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!
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Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
OK lot’s of head scratching done…
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!
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Q7. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
nahi pata..??
Ans:- D’Cold
(Chain ki saans – D’cold )
(Chain ki saans – D’cold )
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Q8. Chalo ab batao… Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
this is quite simple..
Ans:- D’Cold again…
Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi…
Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi…
