Wednesday, October 29, 2014

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Mast Funny PJs – Creative Thinking!

Geography Teacher: agar koi chhota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?
Student: to “Tadang” jaisi aavaj aayegi.
Sir gusse se: Kyun ??
Student: “Ye Duniya… Ye Duniya Pittal di.
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Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho? :-D :-P

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Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the,
PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND!
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Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
batao?
Because there’s the tali-ban!
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This PJ might blow ur senses away:
What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
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Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)…
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Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?
Masti? NO
Timepass? NO
Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA…!!! :-D :-P
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