Funny Diwali Jokes – Sardar Aur Bruce Lee

Chhotu Sardar: Jab Phatake fodte hain to pehle light dikhayi deti hai aur phir awaaz, aisa kyon?

Motu Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan pichhe!!  

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Q: What is Bruce Lee’s Favorite festival?”
A: Diwa-Lee

Q: What does Bruce Lee have outside his home during Diwali?
A: Rango-Lee

Q: What did Bruce Lee give his sister as a gift?
A: Chaniya cho-lee!